Return Of The Dreaded Vuvuzela

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But with a catch: this time it’s about finding a use which doesn’t include making one’s ears bleed.

A competition, WoZela!, was launched to find the best creative use of the vuvuzela, and the grand prize was announced today.

The winning design probably had a helping hand in its method of construction, maybe even more so than its final product. It involves the cutting to pieces of a vuvuzela, which is music to the ears of many the world over. (Sorry.)

This is the grand prize: hoop earrings made from a number of the cuts.

Some are more useful for the grand scheme, like this idea for irrigating crops….

…or planting the crops in the first place…

…while others are less useful, like this one for irrigating…yourself. (The aptly named ‘Boozela’.)

I’m guessing the last one comes in a two-fer package with this splashback guard.

No matter the scenario, even when trying to turn evil into good, pee jokes are never far behind.

The future is bright.

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